Chael Sonnen: Real Estate Agent
Give us your best Chael Sonnen-esque sales pitch in the comments!
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Matt Bishop
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My sales pitch:
“People tell me ReMax is a great real estate agent and I’ll say, ‘Really? When did you see them sell anything, because I haven’t seen them sell anything.’”
well played
"If Michael Bisping ever addresses me in public comment again, I will bury him where he stands." ~ Chael Sonnen
by RearNakedPoke on Aug 24, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW
I hope he didn’t pay for this ad….it’s pretty horrible.
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"Century 21 is easily THE most boring realty agency in this county."
“When Century 21 holds an open house, you can hear a rat piss on cotton.”
“That’s the difference between me and the Remax guy. He really wants to show them that duplex. Good, go show it, but when you’re done playing around, they’ll call me.”
“A lot of that smiling and laughing, what you call schmoozing is what he uses for a setup.”
“He’s got a license under Coldwell Banker. I think a license under Coldwell Banker is like saying ‘I got a free toy in my Happy Meal.’”
“Well, Jeff Lewis is a fraud. He’s a liar, and he’s a thief.”
“People ask if I only want to sell the best houses. I don’t care if they’re the best houses or the worst houses, I’ll sell any houses.”
“These aren’t negotiations that are gonna be tit-for-tat. This isn’t a war, we’re not going to go out and play ‘give and take.’ This is gonna be a one-sided pounding, and I’m swingin’ the hammer.”
If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand and some promises to keep...
by misterjonez on Aug 24, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thats his cell on the commercial
I sent him a text and he replied.
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