If you get hit by hurricanes all the time, then why haven’t you relocated further inland? I mean, let me make a comparison.. what if a pricey vase dropped off your shelf? I’d give you a pat on the back, and buy you a drink to cheer you up. If you lived near traintracks and pricey vases were knocked off your shelf all the time? I’d tell you to either move the train (not gonna happen) or get the hell out.

http://abmp3.com/download/3010464-f-k-new-york-los-angeles.html

Lewis Black said it a lot better than I can.. and with a lot more curse words than I should post here. I tested the above link and it looks good, but if you run into any bad stuff, make sure you’ve got your anti-virus.. also, be prepared for lots of swearing in that ~4:15 clip.