UFC 104 PPV Fight Card generator

I have taken the painstaking time to formulate how the fight cards for UFC PPV's are put together. Read below for this earth shattering revelation and dissection of UFC 104:

Main Event Shogun Vs Machida

one part former Pride standout that hasn't looked impressive against guys like Griffin and Coleman but did manage to beat a knocked out streak riding Iceman PLUS one part newly entertaining to watch karateka that has some legit victims on his roster and has shown increasing willingness to be aggressive and finish fights

Co Main-Event (are you ready for this?)

Velasquez Vs Rothwell

one part up n' comer hoping to provide the UFC with a quick gateway to our spanish speaking neighbors who will eventually be exposed but has narrowly survived based on his wrestling credentials b/c this AKA management fast-tracked him to the pro route where men over 200 lb's fight with very tiny gloves PLUS one part battle-tested veteran who other than losing to Arlovski hasn't lost since 2005

Gleison Tibau Vs. Josh Neer

take one part a guy that's 5-4 in the UFC PLUS one part a guy that's 4-4 in the octagon

Joe Stevenson Vs. Spencer Fisher

Watch Big Daddy get back to his winning ways by laying on top of Spencer and his suspect wrestling skills that have kept him from stringing together enough wins to get a crack at the title

Okami (doesn't speak English so he will fight on the undercard against submission suspect Sonnen of "I lost to Filho 2x" fame)

Johnson vs Yoshida

Johnson has finished and won every UFC fight he's been in (minus the loss to Kevin "Who?" Burns).....that and his myriad of attacks are interesting to watch b/c well, who knows what wild spinning backfist downward elbow into a lateral drop he'll pull of next....as for Yoshida, well I'm a judoka at heart, and despite his loss to Kosheck, he's done well in the UFC so far against his 2 less than upper tier guys whose names don't rhyme with Boscheck. If the UFC ever goes back to Japan, this guy is going to be a ticket b/c they obviously DO NOT CARE ABOUT OKAMI. Go figure.